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Paris Exposed and Seeking Virgins

Thursday, January 25, 2007 11:37 AM

Jenna JamesonA mere 24 hours after it was announced that Paris Hilton is to team with Jenna Jameson for a new reality TV series, this site goes live giving subscribers willing to pay $39.97 U.S. a chance to view brand new humiliating footage of the hotel heiress. It's like she's trumping her own news! As the story goes, she forgot to pay $208 for a storage locker containing 6,000 sq. ft. of contents (videos, diaries, photos) months ago which was then auctioned off to the highest bidder, who put it online.

There's a free video tour to help quell your appetite. In it, watch as Paris smokes a tampon, exposes her breasts no less than nine times and blurts out how she likes trading anal sex for cocaine (using different vocabulary).

Silly rabbit, it's not the first time Paris has gotten tricked. Think back to 2004 when her boyfriend at the time, Rick Salomon, leaked a now infamous sex tape of the two online. The movie was eventually released as Paris' freshman porn movie, One Night in Paris, and produced by Kevin Blatt who is also producing her and Jenna's upcoming reality show. Dubbed Virgin Territory, the premise sees the buxom blondes coaching virgins looking to lose their virginity - and what better sexperts could a virgin ask for? Billboards will be unveiled in Times Square and Los Angeles to advertise the start of the so-called virgin hunt.

Porn Credentials of the New Co-hosts:
Jenna Jameson: Starred in first porn film at the age of 19 in 1993, winner of more than 20 AVN awards, co-founded Club Jenna in 2000, starred in 2003's best-selling and most-rented porn movie Briana Loves Jenna, and her autobiography How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale was at the top of the New York Times Best Sellers List for six weeks in 2004.

Paris Hilton: Starred in the reality show The Simple Life back in 2003 with friend Nicole Richie, received $400,000 U.S. for appearing in a Carl Jr.'s hamburger commercial and is widely known for her long list of other ventures including stints as model/celebutante/actress/singer/entrepreneur/porn star/host.
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Comments

Goat Boy said:

I am trying out for this show. Do they take Goats?

January 25, 2007 3:43 PM

Reggie The Vampire said:

Paris Hilton is one classy lady.  Stay tuned for the tampon smoking fad that's about to sweep the nation...  Thank you Paris!

January 25, 2007 4:43 PM

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