Browsing around my trailer,  things are pretty much the same ‘ol shit. I notice Cory and Trevor doing their thing, cruising around doing fuck all. They are bored  to tears without the boys causing chaos in their lives, although there've been rumours the boys are getting out soon. I hope they do soon, as we miss em a lot.    Things have gone to complete shit since they’ve been gone.

Lahey’s drunk all the time, and Randy, well, he’s not doing anything to help the situation. Also, the cats are taking over the park. Lahey's saying he’s gonna make sure they stay in jail – I told him to go fuck himself the other day. Some inmates the boys have been dealing with in jail have been talking to them about the “Big Dirty," one last score so they wouldn’t have to pull any other crimes for cash. Can they actually be thinking of pulling off that kinda deal??!! I’ve gotta talk some sense into Julian and Ricky when they come back home and warn em about Lahey’s plans.

I’ve also gotta warn Ricky about Lucy as well, since she's changed a lot since Ricky left for jail.  Maybe he should stay away from her?  As for Bubbles, I’ve gotta have a serious chat with him about those cats.  They’re pissing and shitting in my flowers.

Trailer Park Boys, The Movie is releasing on DVD on February 20th .   Go stock up on your chicken fingers and dope – the date’s not too far away!