Ladies, when was the last time you were out at a bar and though to yourself, “I wish more guys would stare at my boobs?”  Well those days are over, thanks to Bulgarian Boza Beer.  Made from fermented maize, wheat or millet, Boza is a thick, sweetly acidic drink that reportedly makes women’s breasts bigger.

While a storied traditional drink in both Bulgaria and Turkey, the brew has seen a recent surge in North American interest due to its chest-enhancing tendencies.  While no one can seem to nail down how exactly Boza works such wonders, one theory is that it contains about 1,000 calories per litre – so it sort of just makes everything bigger.

Bulgaria’s recent inclusion in the European Union meant a huge drop in taxes on Bulgarian goods, and sent thousands of tourists scrambling to purchase the brew for their wives and partners.  And classiness prevails once again.

Read more here and here, and buy some here.