Michael Knight once said of KITT ’s dashboard: "What's all this? Looks like Darth Vader's bathroom.” True that Michael, and now you can have Darth’s bathroom sitting in your driveway for only $19 thousand Canadian. That’s

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Fearing the cold weather this week, I decided to kill some time by watching a series of horror movies to take my mind off of the cold climate. Although I don't recommend eating a steak while watching someone getting skinned, the horror movies did help

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Pan was an ancient Greek god who was similar in stature to the Satyr...a small fellow with the upper half of a man and the lower half of a goat. In many ways, Pan was the original Goat Boy and as such, I pay homage to his cloven hooved greatness. What's

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The terror-era has inspired a host of videogames, from the generic terrorists of Counterstrike to Kuma\War ’s “reality”-based missions ranging from killing Saddam’s kids Uday and Qusay to defending Abu Graib and even fighting as

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Winter break is the perfect time to reflect on the trials and tribulations of the year gone by. What did we learn this year? How much did we grow? Who owes us money? Did you steal our girlfriend, you creep? It's also a great time to look back and

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Hey Blog-Dogs! How’s your Friday going? If your answer is anywhere between ‘so-so’ and ‘crap-heap’, then I’d like to introduce you to Sammy Stephens, owner and pitchman for Flea Market Montgomery . Watch his two-minute

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As I curl up on the couch after a long day, I check what’s on the tube and quickly find one of my usual favs, Miami Ink . I already have a few tattoos and I find myself fantasizing about a beautiful black and white portrait-style tattoo by none

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A mere 24 hours after it was announced that Paris Hilton is to team with Jenna Jameson for a new reality TV series, this site goes live giving subscribers willing to pay $39.97 U.S. a chance to view brand new humiliating footage of the hotel heiress.

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Hey Blog Fans! How’s this for a hilarious joke: Q: What's the difference between a rowing boat and Joan of Arc? A: One is made of wood and the other is Maid of Orleans! No, I didn’t make it up (I wish). It comes from two recently discovered

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The new film Notes on a Scandal (starring Cate Blanchett and Judi Dench) revolves around a student/teacher affair framed by a lesbian subtext. And, this British film doesn’t employ much more than this premise and two amazing actresses masterfully

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Browsing around my trailer, things are pretty much the same ‘ol shit. I notice Cory and Trevor doing their thing, cruising around doing fuck all. They are bored to tears without the boys causing chaos in their lives, although there've been rumours

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First President Bush expands his war efforts in Iraq, then Blizzard releases its World of Warcraft expansion pack The Burning Crusades . Of course, the big diff is that G-Dub’s crusade has been a failure from the get-go while WoW has more than accomplished

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The true-life graphic novel, Cancer Vixen , could very well be the first profitable venture into what the New York Times described as “Sick Chick Lit.” The elements are all there: likeable heroine, love-life woes, career crisis and the meddling

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Looks like t he score between HD DVD and Blu-Ray may have to be settled in the bedroom. At the CES this year, industry geeks discussed the next wave of home video hardware. Ultimately, the choice will come down to either Sony's Blu-Ray or HD DVD,

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Not only is T.G.I. Friday a fabulous restaurant , it’s also a North American turn-of-phrase that translates loosely to “I am happy that it is Friday today.” The reason people would use such a phrase would be that either: a) That day

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Goat Boy (or El Cabroncito as I have come to be known in the D.F. ) has many friends south of the border. Not so long ago, an old amigo sent his lonely goat buddy a few Mexican erotic fotonovellas (comics). One of them, a randy little Archie Digest -sized

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Here at Showcase , we receive many questions regarding the The L-Word , the majority from loyal viewers seeking updates on the forthcoming Season. The short answer is, it will be coming to Showcase this fall! In the meantime, here are some mini-spoilers

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If you love something, don't set it free on the rear window ledge of your mother's car for ten years.

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Ladies, when was the last time you were out at a bar and though to yourself, “I wish more guys would stare at my boobs?” Well those days are over, thanks to Bulgarian Boza Beer. Made from fermented maize, wheat or millet, Boza is a thick,

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After several weeks of floating in a gaseous nebula populated by perfunctory holiday cheer and long-anticipated corporate media mergers, a new episode of Battlestar Galactica is arriving this weekend to brilliantly distract us from the decline of our

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The Sideshow's traveling circus met with Henry Rollins (the man behind IFC 's The Henry Rollins Show ) earlier today to pick his brain, and get his take on downloading music, Canadian politics and what it takes to be a musical guest on his show.

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Since being ousted from the solar system’s elite this past summer, Pluto seems to have flourished in its new role as poster boy for the ever growing category of “dwarf planets.” Pluto’s most recent accolade comes from outside the

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Charlie Kaufman is at least 6 times smarter than me, and I’m totally okay with that. While Being John Malkovich , Adaptation and Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind , all written by Kaufman, are three of my favourite films in recent memory, I

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Forget the fluff of the Golden Globes tonight, the Adult Video Awards are the only ones that matter! It was a long and hard weekend getting all the juice from the awards show held this past Saturday night at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, a tough job but

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As if I was waiting until Q4 2007 to get my hands on an iPhone. Sorry Jobs, it’s not happening. So I went here and printed off my very own iPhone, switched over my mobile subscriber and boom, welcome to the future. The woman at Rogers called me

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In 2004, director Eric Steel and his crew planted cameras in two locations around San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge . The video captured more than 20 suicides on film, some in broad daylight, at the same time preventing others (including the woman

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The first sign Nintendo had another hit console on its hands came when “Wii Elbow” entered the lexicon--much as “Nintendo Thumb” had two decades earlier. In a Wall Street Journal “exposé,” a Nintendo spokeswoman

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So you’re sitting in the doctor’s office, discussing the usual fun aspects of your yearly physical when all of a sudden you have an impulsive question to ask the doctor. But it’s not the usual health question that you would usually have,

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A large media buzz hovered around a little show's premier last night, namely CBC's Little Mosque on the Prairie . Mega-news outlets CNN and The New York Times even tapped into the comedy's hyped premise that hones in on Muslims living in a

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Children Of Men is, frighteningly, a movie for our times. Directed by Alfonso Cuaron and starring Clive Owen , this dystopian near-future flick is set in Britain in 2027, 18 years after the last child has been born (a reason for the demise of human fertility

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All hail Uwe Boll! The master of schlock-horror video-game adaptations is back with his most ambitious feature to date. You may know the name (pronounced ‘Oovy’) from such adapted films as BloodRayne , Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead

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Gears of War continues to be an absolute sensation for Xbox 360 . The alien-fragging blockbuster has already moved 2.7 million copies worldwide in less than two months thanks to a whack of stellar reviews , great gamer word-of-mouth, and the acclaimed

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It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. It’s time when I make my annual predictions for the coming year. I’m sorry I’m late, but I’ve been waiting for my mind (and liver) to clear up after the holidays. 1. Through

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Guitar Hero II returns a sense of wide-legged pride to PS2 owners. It comes with a new PS2 controller shaped like a guitar which you use to shred an amazing selection of tracks, from fret-friendly opening selections such as Danzig 's "Mother"

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If you haven't met many Evangelical Christians, the new documentary Jesus Camp is a good place to start. These people are what you'd call the real deal. They are the God-fearing, bible-beating radicals constantly caricatured by those bashing Bush

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Are you in denial about being a sex addict? It's okay to admit it. It's even better to go through therapy to manage the problem. And best of all, why not write an autobiography that highlights your sexual problem and release it in a feature-length

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For all you lunkies out there (that's an L word junkie of course), sadness looms once again as season three comes to an end this Thursday evening at 10PM ET. And so, it's a fitting time for me to spew my thoughts on recent occurrences. [ Warning:

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Q: What’s a Monday morning without creepy 70’s menstruation instructional videos? A: Well, that’s no kind of Monday at all! So to make sure you get your week off to a good start I give you this darling little YouTube clip . The money-shot

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Porn news! Porn news! Adult film star and sex legend Jenna Jameson has filed for legal separation from her husband. Jameson married fellow adult film star Jay Grdina three years ago but unofficially dumped him recently for new beau, Ultimate Fighting

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I'm still sitting at home watching a big a$$ tube television and now they're saying the next level - the plasma - is on the brink of becoming obsolete! The newest addition to the digital generation, the laser television, by all standards puts

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As a follow-up to The Contortionist’s post from yesterday , I wanted to give a big old-fashioned ‘Holla!’ to John Hodgman, a.k.a ‘The PC Guy.’ Not only is he the heart and soul of the Apple campaign, but he is also a regular

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Looking for new party tricks? Why not learn the art of extreme stretching, and show the crowd what your knee joints are really made of? Essentially the hardcore version of yoga, contortionism increases flexibility and muscle endurance by hyper-extending

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FACT: Books do taste pretty good, but you can also eat them. I mean read them. FACT: Before you can read them (or eat them) you must buy them. Of course you could also take them out of a library, but then you can't eat them when you're finished

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Michel Gondry has been around the block. The guy’s more seasoned than a Bloomin’ Onion . Outback Steakhouse in the house! The man who brought you Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind , Dave Chappelle’s Block Party , The Science of Sleep

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Does that pretentious Mac guy make you wanna run out and buy a PC? Not to worry, the holiday Mac ads might be the last we'll see of him, as there are reports he won't be returning to the campaign in 2007. The Apple ads , staring author and humourist

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Big City Feelings is a coming-of-age tale meets soap opera told featuring a cadre of characters drawn from Japanese monster movies, anime and pop culture. The idea was created by illustrator, director, writer and all-around Toronto hepcat Christopher

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