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Top 5 Least Sexy Celebrity Sex Addicts

 Adultery went out and got itself a really great PR firm: now re-branded as "sex addiction," it's an uncontrollable affliction that deserves our sympathy, not disgust. Shyeah right. Here's a bunch of dudes (and one chick) that can't keep their p...

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Top 5: Celebs We (Sort Of) Can't Believe Did Cartoon Voice Work

 Way back before the internet or running water, it used to be that cartoons were seen as child's play. Then along came The Simpsons, and soon most animated tv shows and movies were slick and sophisticated, absolute must-sees for anyone c...

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Top 5: Sexy Monsters

If gore, blood or excessive body hair is your kink, boy, are you living in erotic times. Considering the recent undead renaissance, you must be walking around with a stiffie each and every day. Well, here's some more alone-time fodder for you: the Sh...

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TOP 5: Voluptuous Vixens

New(ish) to Showcase is Drop Dead Diva, a titillating comedy about skinny model Deb Dobson who kicks the bucket then comes back to earth as - gasp! - bigger-bodied babe-slash-lawyer Jane Dingum. While Deb herself may use the experience to discover "i...

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Top 5: Tough Chicks

 If saccharine holiday fare has you gagging, we've got just the ticket. This Sunday, December 27 at 6pm & 10pm ET/PT, Showcase has an encore presentation of Alice, a trippy new miniseries based on Lewis Carroll's trippy old books. In honour...

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TOP 5: Times When No One Wants to Read Your Tweets

A wise man once wondered: If a tweet is written on the internet that is a completely useless waste of time, does anybody read it? The answer, due to the sheer volume of people frequenting Twitter, is an unfortunate yes. But just because people read...

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Top 5: Half-Century Hotties

For some reason I got it into my head that it was the 10th anniversary of Viagra this year, which is totally wrong: that was a year and a half ago. But by the time I realized that I had already become very excited about listing off the Top 5 most wel...

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Top 5: Unlikely Sidekicks

The Hollywood sidekick serves an important purpose, highlighting both the lovable and loathable aspects of the spotlight-stealing protagonist. Sidekicks are usually less cute and less morally tortured than self-centred stars, but often funnier and mo...

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It's Always Sunny in TV Bars

"Sitcom" may be short-form for situation comedy, but might as well just stand for "sit" comedy considering how much time TV characters spend seated while cracking wise. Couches and cubicles see the most overall ass action, and some shows go the cha...

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Top 5: Stars That Aren't Gay

Here's a paradox: ten per cent of the general population clock in as gay, but the public spotlight shines almost entirely on chest-thumping heterosexuals. Curious, isn't it? I guess straight men are just better at being manly and famous, whether in t...

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Top 5: Forgotten Celebrity Nude Scenes

The internet is weird, and if you need more proof, check out Celebrity Nudity Database, an exhaustive, often creepy cataloging of famous nipple slips and full-frontals. It's almost quaint how much effort people put into noting the exact minute and se...

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Top 10 Hollywood Underachievers

If they built a Hall of Fame for underachieving Hollywood actors, there would be a statue of Cuba Gooding Jr. out front wearing a #85 Rod Tidwell jersey. After his Academy Award winning turn in Jerry Maguire, Cuba has had a run of stink-bombs for...

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Top 10: A Stoner's Guide to Hollywood

Marijuana, that fragrant herb, has accessorized some classic television and movie moments. Season 5 of Weeds got started on Showcase last Sunday, so we couldn't resist the opportunity to share our Top 10 favourites. Agree? Disagree? Let us know in th...

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Top 5: Gangster Honeys

When it comes to hot movie chicks, mobster babes have got extra sizzle. Aside from the obvious (yet titillating) phallic symbolism of girls-with-guns, there's something special about mafia booty—we're not sure if it's the excessive eyeliner, pouty...

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