Houston, eat your heart out. Your small time 500-man gang-bang record is about to be demolished!
On May 17th, Erin Daye (pictured right with arm tattoos) will attempt to double that feat and then some, attempting to have sex with 1001 men in one sitting. Joining her is Totally Tabitha pictured left (Milf Does a Boner Good), who will bow out gracefully from the world record title by only doing 1000 guys, leaving the title to Daye if victorious.
The event takes place in Columbus, Ohio at the Princeton Club and for those interested in participating, contact Kyle at webmaster@erindaye.com. The movie documenting the event is slated for Fall release.
For additional commentary on the upcoming event, we're tag-teaming with Sideshow’s gang-bang expert, Reggie the Vampire.
Thanks Contortionist. What is a gang-bang, you ask? Does it involve love? The answer to both questions is a resounding ‘yes.’ But a gang-bang isn’t only about love. Gang-bangs, much like marriage, require patience, hard work, and 30 to 40 litres of lube to be successful. Before you go emailing Kyle to get in the back of the line, here’s a few things to remember when participating in your first gang-bang:
1. Pack a lunch. This thing’s scheduled to go as long as fifteen hours. You don’t want to be getting hungry right when you get ‘up to bat’, and not be able to ‘slam your balls’ into the ‘upper deck’. I suggest a well-rounded meal of a hot-fish sandwich, bananas, fresh clams and several jumbo wieners slathered in mayonnaise.
2. Think of something nice to say. She’s going to be slamming a thousand dudes today, dude. If you want to stand out you’ve got to bring some fresh game to the table. Try something like, “the sun glistening off your golden locks reminds me of the late summer sunset in Sicily.” Then have 30 seconds of sex with her and get out of the way.
3. Stay loose. Gang-bangs can be stressful, and a little practical joke can do wonders to lighten the mood. Some of my favourites are ‘mouthful of conditioner’ and ‘the secret carrot,’ but feel free to improvise. After all, it is a gang-bang.
That should take care of you first-timers out there. Be safe, and happy gang-banging to all!